Okay, so basically..I haven't blogged in over a month. And the beautiful Heather Leith has been getting on my back about it. And I finally have a reason to post. I have a reason for life and to live. I have a reason to smile. I have a reason to laugh. I have a reason to gnaw from the back of my throat. I have a reason to be Dogman. Period.
So here's the dealio. Jackie Peppler posted a bulletin entitled "I JUST PEEEED MY PANTS" (Don't ask me why she's my friend on SPIZZLE) Anyways, I opened it.
BEHOLDDDD. I see a bizarre man. Actually, there are no words for it. I shall just post it here for all to see.
Here is the video that started a craze for JunzJunz.


So do you now understand the sensational craze that has overcome the Junzjunz? He is a sensation. He inspires me. I wish to do an interpretive dance to him. I love this man. I laughed SO INCREDIBLY HARD when I saw this. He made me laugh more than Smosh. That is truly saying something. I love Artie. So, that was Strange Noises and Faces I Can Make NUMERO 3!!! MEANING THERES 2 MORE!!! So, I went on a desperate search for these. To my delight, I found them. And I am now posting here for your delight.

NUMERO UNOOO


AMAZING, RIGHT???

NUMERO DOOSSSOSSOSOSO

ARTIE, YOU ARE THE HILARITY OF THE WORLD. YOU DOGMAN SPECIES YOU!!


So there is my blog for the day. Amazing amazing amazing. I'm thinking he is the Dogman Species Leader. HOKAY. SIGNING OFFFF FOR NOWWW.