Alright. So, I know I am not a great blogger due to the fact that I post approximately once a month. But, here's the thing. I am in Health with Mrs. Lukin this trimester and she's teaching us to make goals. And guess what, I'm making a goal for myself. And you know what that goal is? To blog more. And you know what? Goals take TIME, okay? Goals don't just pop out in an instant like Easy Bake. Okay? So my beautiful blog friends, you are going to be patient with Joanna. I cannot believe the words you choose to direct at Joanna. They are hurtful. So hurtful. SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH. And you're not going to make snide remarks about my blogging habits. It takes a toll on me. And that's just not healthy, in the words of Mrs. Lukin. Do you WANT me to be unhealthy? Do you WANT me to be stressed by your harsh words? I hope not because if you do infact, then I'd have to rethink my friendships. And I don't want to take the liberties of doing that. That's just not healthy, okay?

This is just a little memorandum to all of you crude people: I AM OFFICIALLY OFFENDED BY YOUR COMMENTS. I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR CRUELNESS TO ME AS I AM TRYING. I AM DOING MY BEST TO PUMP OUT THESE POSTS, OKAY? I WORK 45 HOURS A WEEK. I JUST CANNOT HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF WORKING 9 HOURS A DAY, CHAUFERRING THE CHILDREN AND THEIR FRIENDS AROUND, PLEASING MY BOSS, BEING HEALTHY LIKE MRS. LUKIN IS INSTRUCTING, EATING GARLIC, BOWING TO SENIORMAN, KEEPING UP WITH THE SPRINKLER RAVE SCENE, BEING JONJEH, AND ON TOP OF THAT, ALL YOU NASTY PEOPLE WANT ME TO BLOG MORE? YOU WANT ME TO BLOGGG MORE? IS THAT A JOKE? I HOPE IT IS BECAUSE ITS JUST NOT FUNNY. AND THAT'S NOT HEALTHY.

On another note, I applaud you for your directness (dy-rect-ness) This has been one big wakeup call to the Dogman. Apparently, I am worse than Danya at blogging. She has posted approximately 3 posts. That is sad. And I am worse than her in the eyes of you evil monguls. I must exceed Danya Elkurd. I must. Tis my goal. And Junz does not give up. She goes after her goals. Because that's the healthy thing to do.

SO all you conniving scoundrels, just you wait. For the Jonjeh Beast will unleash sooner than you expect. I will pledge to post more and be an interesting fellow. I will soon trump the Heathmeister in blogness. Yes, tis a large task to take on. But Jonjeh Beast..Well, she's up for the challenge. You wombats will see. ONE DAY. ONE DAY JONJEH BEAST WILL REIGN. JONJEH BEAST WILL REIGN OVER YOU ALL AND TAKE OVER THE BLOGGING WORLD. just you wait....





P.S. I am aware of the bizarreness of this post. But, when Dogman gets fired up, you will face the wrath. of Jonjeh Beast. Period. Have a nice day.