So what is the dealio with all the unbloggingness? Now I can understand the mania of yelling at me for not blogging. To see the same post at the top of your blog is disheartening. Truly.
Now bloggers. Okay you know what? I'm going to come right out and say it. I'm not going to protect your identities.
DANYA GENEVIEVE ELKURD AND MELISSA SPICEY CRIPE. You have not blogged in over a MONTH. That is a travesty. Have you fallen off the face of this flat earth? I don't understand. What is the meaning of your hiatus from blogging? There was no warning. Nothing at all that you were not going to blog in forever.
What happens to your loyal fans then? HUH? HUH? THE ONES THAT CHECK YOUR BLOG EVERYDAY IN HOPES OF A NEW POST? Well. I hope that gives you a little something to think about.
Come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if the two women called Danya Genevieve ElKurd and Melissa Spicey Cripe don't even read this enlightening post because they have disconnected with the Blogging World altogether. Shame. Shame to your family.
This brings a damper to my lonesome heart. But I will forgive. I will forgive you Unblogging Fiends. But do not be mistaken, my friends. That does not by any means mean that I shall forget. Because I do not forget. And I will not forget the place my heart was in when I did not blog for approximately 2 months. Because that was not a happy place.
And my heart goes out to you.

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