FOUR TWENTY
11:04:00 PM
So basically I just wrote a FREAKINGAMAZING post about my day on April 20th.
Well guess what. It closed on me. It closed on me. It freaking closed on me. And I am angered. It was so GOOD. And now, I have to rewrite it again. So I apologize if it's not great because I am only half-heartedly rewriting this. Okay. Here we go.
Yesterday was the fateful day of...
FOUR TWENTY.
For all you people who don't know what that means, twas Get High/Pot/Weed/Drugs/Let's be Stupid Day. This day caused the druggies/wannabe druggies to prance around the school and ask everyone if they were "participating in Get High Day at the Y." Meaning if they were going to go smoke behind the Y and get high. Okay so I personally do not understand the meaning of this. First of all why would you go behind the freaking Y in the first place? Do you realize that it is literally 20 feet away from City Hall also where the Police station is??? You're just asking to get caught and I truly do not understand.
Anywaysss, my non-druggie friends (Danya and Melissa and Heather) and I decided to direct our energy and auras to healthier activities. After school, we went to our favorite Starbucks. My drug of choice was Vanilla Chai Tea Latte. DELISHHH. After that, (Now only Danya and Melissa) we took a trip on over to Coldstone Creamery to visit the Wonderful OttoMANNNN. We hung out there for awhile and transformed into trolls that stir stew in cauldrons and get into devilish staredowns with the Manager's Evil Wife. This staredown caused us to say goodbye to Otto and to hike over to Borders. Except not hike. So at Borders, we ran into the Mr. John Hartl and we chatted it up with him about how he is looking for Tide Charts. Yes, Tide Charts. After that, my Wondrous Madre picked Melissa and me up to take us to Regal in Foothill to see the much anticipated by Joanna Chiang movie...
Well guess what. It closed on me. It closed on me. It freaking closed on me. And I am angered. It was so GOOD. And now, I have to rewrite it again. So I apologize if it's not great because I am only half-heartedly rewriting this. Okay. Here we go.
Yesterday was the fateful day of...
FOUR TWENTY.
For all you people who don't know what that means, twas Get High/Pot/Weed/Drugs/Let's be Stupid Day. This day caused the druggies/wannabe druggies to prance around the school and ask everyone if they were "participating in Get High Day at the Y." Meaning if they were going to go smoke behind the Y and get high. Okay so I personally do not understand the meaning of this. First of all why would you go behind the freaking Y in the first place? Do you realize that it is literally 20 feet away from City Hall also where the Police station is??? You're just asking to get caught and I truly do not understand.
Anywaysss, my non-druggie friends (Danya and Melissa and Heather) and I decided to direct our energy and auras to healthier activities. After school, we went to our favorite Starbucks. My drug of choice was Vanilla Chai Tea Latte. DELISHHH. After that, (Now only Danya and Melissa) we took a trip on over to Coldstone Creamery to visit the Wonderful OttoMANNNN. We hung out there for awhile and transformed into trolls that stir stew in cauldrons and get into devilish staredowns with the Manager's Evil Wife. This staredown caused us to say goodbye to Otto and to hike over to Borders. Except not hike. So at Borders, we ran into the Mr. John Hartl and we chatted it up with him about how he is looking for Tide Charts. Yes, Tide Charts. After that, my Wondrous Madre picked Melissa and me up to take us to Regal in Foothill to see the much anticipated by Joanna Chiang movie...
IN THE LAND OF WOMEN.
I expected this movie to just be a Drool Fest over my Perfect Man, Adam Brody. It turned out to be MUCH MORE. It was moralical. It was insightful. Deep. Gorgeous. Witty. Beautiful. Amazing. Fabulous. Every good word in the English language describes In the Land of Women. My love for Adam Brody just blossomed even MORE than it already is. Which is a lot a lot a lot.
SO you must must MUST go see this movie.
The only thing that put a damper on this movie for me was the occupants in the seats in front of us. Melissa and I were trying to enjoy the movie to the fullest, but there were approximately 9 little 6th graders giggling and talking the ENTIRE FREAKING TIME. They were writing things on their phones and showing it to each other. IMMATURE MUCH? I gave them a piece of my mind and was like "Hey guys. Do you want to not talk?" angrily. And they were like "Okay sorry." And I say "No you're not." I know, I know, I'm a brat. But they were ruining my man's glorious movie! You don't do that! They continued to be brats by leaning down way in their chairs and giving each other little smooches on the cheeks resulting in "DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN"s from their friends. Embarrassing. Meanwhile I am trying to focus on this movie. But whatever I'm seeing it again with Danya where I can truly embrace this movie, next week SO ITS ALL GOOD!
After the movie, we just hung out for a little outside and tormented the innocent civilians with
"Oh, HE got high today" while we passed by them. It was quite hilarious. We saw a variety of people including the Pungent Phillip Johnson. We greeted with the cool hug resulting in dirty looks by a certain few from our school. But its okay because I spit on their faces.
My father came to pick us up and Melissa Nicole and I had a slumber party consisting of cleaning my room which takes approximately an hour even with the help of Super Nanny Melissa. We painted our nails and took pictures of people in the yearbook. "IS THAT YOU (insert name)???" HUH. LARE. EE. USSS. Fersure. And just had a jolly time in each other's company.
Overall, I had a really really good night. Like super good. Fabulous, actually.
Four Twenty is a day to rejoice. And not in the way of the druggies.
joanna (:
