I just got back from canoodling with a certain Jessica Lee and Lauren Moore.

So we decided to go to Starbucks, but I brought a light saber. Jessica brought a poster tube. Lauren was weaponless. We massacred trees and plants and cars and the ground and the air.

It was great fun, I have to say.

In Starbucks, I was swooshing the saber around and in front of people when they walked by. There was a small child with curly hair and I swooshed it in his face. Then, I retreated because he was eyeing me viciously with a look saying "I WANT YOUR LIGHT SABER FOR MY OWN EVIL DOINGS!" I continued with a hiding of my saber for I love it so, and it is my only companion in this world. I screamed "MINE!" But, I was serious.

If you want to be accepted into my world, I would appreciate if you bought me a light saber and gifted it to me. You would forever be the light of my life.