Full Name: Joanna Chiang

Nickname(s): Slut. Gypsy.

Birthday: June 8, 1993

Birthplace: Fountain Valley Hospital

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Heritage: Gypsy is my true heritage

Eye Color: dark chocolat`e


Now to the JUICY stuff!

Where do you want to live when you grow up? San Diego or Colorado

What's your BEST physical feature? My nail beds.

What's your BEST personality trait? I eat a lot

Worst? I eat a lot

What did you want to be when you were younger? A teacher and a vet. I was a typical child

What's your biggest regret? I don't really regret things. I feel bad for things I did, but I don't dwell and I usually forget about it like 2 days later.

Have you ever been stalked by some wierdo? No, I'm usually the stalker.

How long do you think you will live? I am immortal like Lord Voldemort

What is your most HAPPY experience? There's WAY too many, I could never choose

Most PAINFUL? When my Grandpappy marinated my left foot in hickory barbecue sauce and devoured it 2 seconds later.

Do you strive to fit in? I strive to fit in with Rachel's college boyfriend because I want to steal him.

Have you ever, purposely, lit yourself on fire? Obviously

What is(are) your favorite color(s)? Yellow and many variations of the color.

Least favorite? Poo

Have you ever fallen down the stairs? Now answer truthfully! Yes actually, I have.

Ever broke a bone? NEVER!

Have you kissed anyone within the last 24 hours? Lord Voldemort did.

Have you ever fallen for your best friend? No, I am not of a Girl-Loving-Population.

Ever been to jail? Only to the one underneath my house to whip my slaves.

Ever seen someone die? No

Have you ever questioned your heart? Yes

Have you squished your barefeet through the mud? Yes, its an amazing experience.

What is your favorite type of music? I don't know how to classify it

What is the last thing you bought from the pharmacy? A magazine and some Altoids

Do you think you are crazy/insane? Gypsies aren't crazy or insane. That's a stupid question

Have you ever drowned a fish? I'm pretty sure that's not possible

What is the WORST gift you've ever received? A Bratz doll. But at the time, I wanted it.

What annoys you the most? When people are hypocritical

What is your favorite food? Item or type. I will consume everything in my sight, but if I have the choice, I go for the Cholo Food

Do you have any fears? Yes

What are your Turn Ons? There are many, but a genuine smile that's not fake in any aspect and a genuine heart. If you have good shoes, that's a plus (: But mostly, if you are genuine.

Turn Offs? Also a lot. But if your boring, you are not for Joanna Chiang.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes

Have you recently colored with crayons? I don't think so?

Ever been kissed underneathe the mistletoe? Nope, I've never seen mistletoe in real life.

Have you had your tongue stuck to a Popsicle? No, but I tried it the other day !!!! It didn't work

If you could marry ANYONE, who would it be? AHAHAHA um!

What is your favorite candy? I like Whoppers a lot. But I wouldn't consider them my favorite

Favorite Store? The General Store (:

Do you have a luck number? If so, what is it? My favorite number is 9 if thats what your asking

Who is your bestest friend in the whole wide world? I have 3

Which one of your friends have you known the LONGEST? BABY ROSHY I LOVE YOU

Do you drink milk? EVERY DAY!

Do you play an instrument? I have played many instruments in my lifetime: Piano, Recorder, Violin, and Guitar. The instrument I am best at playing is GUITAR HERO YAY

Do you smoke? I don't want a hole in my throat, sorry.

Have you ever been drunk? No.

Who is your role model? I have a billion. But I say, Karen O & Jesus Christ combined into one person. If that is possible.

Who looks up to you? Troysky Junior, my beloved son.

Can you eat whatever you want and not worry about it? Basically

Chocolate or vanilla? Both

Cake or pie? Both

Chinese food or Mexican food? CHOLO FOOD ALWAYS!

Strawberries or blueberries? Both

How many rings until you answer the phone? I don't count, and mine isn't rings. It's a song

Can you dance? No. I can Gangalize though.

Sing? My name is Fookling.

Have you ever screamed at the top of your lungs? YES

Are you too scared to watch scary movies by yourself? No

Have you ever laughed so hard that you peed your pants? It's my favorite pastime, actually

Have you ever, at any time, owned any New Kids on the Block stuff? RACHEL, YOU'RE WRONG! THE CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK SONG IS BY LFO, YOU STUPID!

What movie makes you cry when you watch it? Every movie makes me cry.

Would you eat a cockroach for $500? Is that even a question? YES

Are you bored? No, I am content in my Harry Potter extravaganza

Do you like roller coasters? They are my pride and joy

Do you believe in vampires? Only because my family is from Transylvania

If you could become one, would you? No, I've seen what Vampirism does to you. I have first hand experience

Have you ever blown a beverage out of your nose? Root beer almost!

If you could travel into space, where would you go? The Black Hole to meet Chauna at the MCR Concert.

Would you choose to be very rich or to find true love? True Love does NOT always fade. What are you thinking, Rachel! I CHOOSE TRUE LOVE!

Do you like surprises? Yes

Sneakers/heels/flats? Flats

Shorts/jeans/skirt? SHORTS. My legs need to breathe. However, Jeans are also likable, but they kind of suffocate my legs.

Do you snore? No, I am not congested in any way, shape, or form.

Have you ever been suspended? For cutting Johnny Kolendich's hair during the SAT's.

Are you a health freak? No.

Do you believe in God? Yes I do

What is your favorite holiday? I can't choose. Roshashana is nice though.

Favorite local band? Summer Wilshire, Sun From Shadow, Courage Call, AVNER !

Favorite song? That's not a question. It's a way to torture Slut.


FINISH THESE SENTENCES...

Let's walk on the: Egyptian pyramids

Let's look at the: world

What a nice: boy!

Where did all the: gypsies go?

Why can't we: be friends!

Silly little: fairy!

Isn't it wierd that: I want to be in the Canyon right now?

Never, under any circumstance: will I stop eating food

I wish: a lot of things

Everyone has a: slit nose

Which came first,: I dont get it.

How many licks does it take: to fill up a bathtub?