Melissa and I have discovered that Lord Voldemort is a great person to base your jokes around.

For example, Melissa Crap, Heather Kitten, and I were lounging in my jacuzzi playing "Who Would You Rather Kiss" I know, I know, immature to its fullest extent, but we are boy crazy children. But here's the catch...We were doing it with all Harry Potter characters, for we had just viewed Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix the day before.

So we were like "Snape or Gremlin Midget Man" and we would answer with who you would rather smooch. So this was like an ongoing game that night and it was so hilarious.

Okay here's a true story:

One of us declared, "Voldemort or Karl Punu"

I was honestly bewildered and I chose Voldemort. For serious though. I would rather kiss Lord Voldemort than Karlos Punu.

And then THIS evolved into an insult which is truly insulting.



"If I had the choice to kiss you, or Voldemort...I'd choose Lord Voldemort"

You have to say those exact words, and when you choose to use this insult, you cannot laugh. You have to keep a straight face and be angry at the person. It is probably the funniest thing ever.



Crapster and I decided later on that night we would call various men and insult them with that insult. I was the one who delivered the insult for I was the best at it. Mind you, it was around midnight so many of them were groggy and confused. They didn't get it..



This insult trumps "YOU HAVE A FAT NOSE AND YOUR SIX" insult. By far. Who agrees?