I am currently wearing the most delicious shirt on the face of this universe.
It smells amazing.
It is soft and big and comfortable.
I stole it from the ground.
It is somebody's.
I am debating whether or not to give it back.
It is the best smell on this earth.
This shirt puts me in a delusion state and I am about to cry, it is making me so happy.
I am pathetic. I know, you don't have to say it.