I no longer deserve to be an occupant of this earth nor to be called a righteous human being.
The most pathetic phone call in the history of the world has been experienced by yours truly.
I am honestly mortified and I am shunning myself and entering an orb of darkness.
Nomad has told me to "forget about it!" and "it isn't that big of a deal." and "he probably doesn't even think it was weird" and "it could have been worse!"
I am trying to believe it for myself.
I am trying to get over it.
But, the fact of the matter is, I am not worthy of speaking to a human being ever again.

I have made a careful decision and I am becoming a mute. Don't try to stop me.

Out of all Lizzie McGuire moments, this one tops the list.

Try and top it.

I dare you.